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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hello, Gotham, I'm home!

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MAN 1: Hello, Ronnie!
MAN 2: Ronnie!

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WOMAN: Veronica, darling,
you look smashing.

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How did you like the rain forest?

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The food was appalling,
the accommodations were nonexistent

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and the bugs were the size
of my trust fund.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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But seriously,
it's important we all do our part

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to preserve those precious resources.

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- MAN: Hear, hear.
- (PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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Look at them,
celebrating without a care in the world.

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I think it's great
that Veronica's finally

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doing something worthwhile
with her money.

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I'm sorry, Bruce.

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The securities business has been
kind of rough lately.

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Lot of late hours, you know.

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Seems all I do is worry about how to get
my company through one more day.

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Worries, Hayden?
I have the cure for that.

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I'm a little old for dolls,
don't you think?

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Not these dolls.

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They're Worry Men from Central America.

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Legends say you tell them your problems,

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then put them under
your pillow at night.

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They'll do your worrying for you
while you sleep.

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And when you wake up,
poof, your problems are gone.

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Oh, come on, Ronnie.

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You're the last one I'd think would
fall for some ancient tribal hoodoo.

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Don't be so smug, Brucie.

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When I was in the jungle,
I saw some things you'd never believe.

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And I tell you, I haven't had
a bad night's sleep since my trip.

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Well, sounds great to me.

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In fact, the little darlings work
their magic for me all day long.

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See, aren't they precious?

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- I just couldn't get along without them.
- Thanks for everything, Ron.

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But I've got a few more rounds to make.

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(SCOFFS)

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If ever someone led a worry-free life,
it's you, Bruce Wayne.

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I've got one for everybody.

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BATMAN: Party crasher.

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(GASPS)

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Nasty toy.

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Ready to call it a night?

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(GROANS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(STRUGGLING)

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(PEOPLE GASPING)

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- (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
- Oh, my heavens!

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(GRUNTING)

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

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BRUCE: Tell me, Alfred.

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What's an ancient Mayan witch doctor
doing on a Gotham skyscraper?

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This isn't one
of those Riddler questions, is it?

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No, but it's just as confusing.

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There's someone new in town using
Mayan tribal gimmicks in his crimes.

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- Blowguns, stone weapons.
- Voodoo dolls?

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That's some party favor
from Veronica's party.

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They're supposed to take away
your worries while you sleep.

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Imagine that.

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What some overworked souls
won't do to get a good night's rest.

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Hmm.

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Still, every little bit helps.

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I tell you, child, I handle
all sorts of things for Mr. Wayne,

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but this one really takes the cake.

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(WHISTLING)

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- Oh, Morning, Dana.
- Oh, I gotta go. Bye-bye.

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(BRUCE HUMMING)

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Sometimes I forget how beautiful
Gotham can be.

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You're in fine spirits, I must say.

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A good night's sleep
and I'm ready to take on the world.

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You got everything all right?

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Yes, I followed your message
to the letter.

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- But I can't help wondering what...
- Thank you.

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(WHISTLING)

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I know it's your company, Mr. Wayne,
but $20 million, man.

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- That's a lot of money.
- Yes, it is. What's your point?

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Well, I'd sure feel uncomfortable
walking around with all that cash

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in a tiny little briefcase.

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Dana, I'm sorry. I'm not following this.
What cash? What briefcase?

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The $20 million you told me
to put in a briefcase for you.

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You're not making any sense.

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The $20 million I told you
to put in a briefcase?

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You called me from your car,
gave me your account number,

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told me to transfer $20 million
in cash and... (GASPS)

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(GASPS)

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Hey!

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$20 million of my money in that case?

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I hope you're not going to take it
out of my salary.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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REPORTER:
<i>Tens of millions of dollars are missing</i>

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<i>since this morning, Mr. Sloane.</i>

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<i>If it wasn't you, then who?</i>

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(STAMMERS) <i>But I don't know, I tell you.</i>
<i>I don't know. Why would I do it? Why?</i>

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<i>That was the scene today
as broker Hayden Sloane was arrested</i>

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<i>on charges of embezzlement.</i>

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<i>Sloane joins the growing list of wealthy
Gothamites who, for reasons unknown,</i>

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<i>have pilfered their own companies
for a combined total of $100 million.</i>

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Unbelievable.

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And you have no clue
how this could have happened?

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I do now. Each of us was a guest
at Veronica Vreeland's party.

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If there are answers, she's got them.

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(VERONICA HUMMING)

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(GROANS)

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BATMAN: Miss Vreeland.

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Huh?

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Batman?

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Let me help you with your bag.

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No, you stay back.

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This is mine, you hear? Mine.

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(GROANS)

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I know it's yours.
What were you planning to do with it?

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I have to throw it overboard because...

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Because...

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Excuse me, I don't feel very well.

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Care to explain these?

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(GASPS)

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My jewels! How did they get here?

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- Don't you remember?
- No, everything's a blank. I...

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(GASPS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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Leave him alone, you swine!

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Please?

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My therapist is never
going to believe this.

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And I thought you were supposed
to take away my worries.

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Hmm.

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Well, say goodbye,
you troublesome little trinkets.

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Wait. These dolls.
Where did you get them?

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From a craftsman at a small village.
A funny little man in a giant straw hat.

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An Englishman?

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Why, yes.

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And he suggested giving the dolls
to your society friends.

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What, are you psychic, too?

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Just picking up on the pattern.

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Sir, you have no idea how terrible
I feel to have played a part in this.

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Neither you nor Veronica could have
known that hidden within each doll

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was a tiny microchip designed
to stimulate a sleeper's brainwaves

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and make them susceptible
to hypnotic suggestion.

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Creating a radio receiver of sorts
out of an entranced human mind?

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Exactly.

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And who knows
how to warp the human mind better

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than Jervis Tetch, the Mad Hatter?

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MAD HATTER: <i>"'O frabjous day, callooh,</i>
<i>callay,</i> ' <i>he chortled in his joy.</i>"

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It's sheer brilliance.

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A wonderland of treasures

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all willingly donated
by Gotham's simpering elite.

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Ah.

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And now come the famous Vreeland jewels
to dance at my heels.

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What? How dare you return empty-handed?

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Forgive us, sir.
But Batman showed up, and...

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Batman?

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You insufferable fools.

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You can't even handle one man
dressed up like a flying mouse?

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, and what's this? What's this?

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You've graciously left
part of your cloak behind

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as Batman's invitation
to waltz right into our midst.

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(EXCLAIMS)

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And that's just what he'll do, won't he?

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Of course he will.

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And far be it for me to disappoint him
when he arrives.

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(EVIL LAUGHTER)

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ALFRED: <i>As you predicted, sir,
the computer has identified</i>

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<i>this scrap of artificial fur as a type
used in theatrical productions,</i>

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<i>which would make
its most probable source of origin...</i>

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The Great Eastern Costume Company.

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It's been closed for years,

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making it a perfect hideout
for the Mad Hatter.

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MAD HATTER: <i>I knew you were coming,
so I thought</i>

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<i>I'd have some of the old chaps 'round
to make you feel at home.</i>

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(GIGGLES)

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<i>- How is Batman like a donut shop?</i>
- (GUN COCKS)

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<i>- They're both filled with holes.</i>
- (GRUNTS)

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(LAUGHS)

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(GROANS)

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(EXHALES)

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<i>Whoops.</i>

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<i>Should have warned you, old boy.</i>

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<i>That lot's real.</i>

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(GRUNTING AND STRUGGLING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(GRUNTS)

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(GROANS)

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Delightful. Oh, quite a bonus to add
to my already-substantial collection.

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You disappoint me, Tetch.

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For all your brilliance,
you've become just another thief.

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You make it sound so common.

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Well, actually, Batman,

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you'll be happy to know you're
witnessing my retirement from crime.

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See, after my recent release
from Arkham,

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I vowed to leave Gotham
and my wicked ways behind me.

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Perhaps buy a little island somewhere
and open a sunbonnet shop.

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But islands, even little ones,
cost money.

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(SNIFFLING) Lots of money.

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And then I heard of Ms. Vreeland's

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well-publicized trek
into the rain forest.

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Yes, I realized at once she'd be the
perfect unwitting partner in my scheme.

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<i>Investing what limited funds I had,</i>

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<i>I managed to follow dear Ronnie
into the forest</i>

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<i>where, at a small native village,
she made the acquaintance</i>

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<i>of my specially-created Worry Men.</i>

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Though, I can't take complete credit.

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I provided
the microcircuitry, of course,

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but my good friend here
supplied the dolls.

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Can you believe it?

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He was just an honest native craftsman

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until I changed his mind
about helping me.

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Those others are riffraff culled out of
various Gotham street gangs.

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Gutter trash of no great importance.

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So, as this is my farewell to crime,

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I think I'll take a souvenir
to mark the occasion.

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(GROANS)

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No matter. I have a better way
to remove that nasty old cowl.

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Stop! You don't know what you're doing.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(GROANING)

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Oh, that noise!

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What's going on?

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How did I get here?

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Oh, you're a clever one.

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But I will not be denied.
As the great Lewis Carroll said,

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"One, two, one, two,"

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"and through and through,
the vorpal blade went snicker-snack."

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"He left it dead, and with its head,
he went galumphing back."

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(CACKLING)

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No!

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Stop! I command you.

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So, we're gutter trash, are we?

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Who's calling the shots now?

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- Stop!
- JAGUAR SHAMAN: Yes. Stop.

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Leave him to the police.

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Thank you. Thank you, you generous,
forgiving, noble fool.

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Stand back, all of you.

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I'm getting out. But not before
I sew up one last loose end.

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What?

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(GASPS)

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BRUCE: Tomorrow this all goes
back to the company.

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Minus the cost of a plane ticket home
for our kidnapped doll maker.

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I must say, after all the Hatter
put him through,

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that fellow showed remarkable restraint.

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When everything was said and done,

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all the shaman really wanted
was to go home.

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<i>In fact, I hear he even sent the Hatter
a farewell gift.</i>

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BRUCE: <i>Something to ensure
that Jervis Tetch</i>

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<i>only dreams of a good,
honest life from now on.</i>

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